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1) You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm a great lover."

That's Direct Marketing

2) You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a beautiful girl. One of your friends goes up to her and, pointing at you, says, "He is a great lover."

That's Advertising

3) You see a beautiful girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "I'm a great lover."

That's Telemarketing

4) You're at a party and see a beautiful girl. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You say, " May I?" and reach up to her hair, brushing your hand lightly against her arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm a great lover."

That's Public Relations

5) You're at a party and see a beautiful girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're a great lover."

That's Brand Name Recognition

6) You're at a party and see a beautiful girl. You talk her into going home with your friend.

That's a Sales Rep.

7) Your friends can't satisfy her so he calls you.

That's Customer Service.

8) You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be beautiful girls in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout out at the top of your lungs, "I'm a great lover."

That's SPAM!